Everything NCIS: Archive

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Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

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Reblog if you would give ANYTHING to spend a day...

xoxonessie: mcabbyfan: If they were real? IF THEY WERE REAL????? THEY.ARE.REAL.

Oct 1st

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Sep 28th

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Sep 27th

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katetoddsexual: Ziva: Who is Jack Sparrow? Tony: Johnny Depp. Ziva: He’s a piarte? Tony: No, he’s an actor. Ziva: Oh. -4x14 Ziva: I love Johnny Depp! -9x01

Sep 27th

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Sep 27th

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Sep 27th

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The only person that looks good in Carhartt is...

gabrigella: My point exactly, these Georgia boys should learn from the master….

Sep 27th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

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Gibbs: Hey DiNozzo, kinda reminds me of your apartment, except for that minty fresh urine smell.
Tony: Hey for your information I have a maid now.
Gibbs: You can afford a maid?
Tony: It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to pay three alimonies.

Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

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Ncis 9x01 Tony Ziva Icons

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Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

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NCIS; Code of Conduct; 7.05

movienightsandparis: Ziva: You know, Tony. I’ve been thinking. And um, I would like to acknowledge my place as a new agent. And your place as… Tony: Your superior in every way. Ziva: …Yes. But for my sanity, could you please stop calling me “probie?” Tony: But I say it with love… and if I refuse? Ziva: You are Senior Field Agent. And I am… entirely at your mercy. Tony: Oh.. as...

Sep 25th

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“We just have to stay alive long enough to not get dead.”

– Anthony “Tony” DiNozzo (via baylahhh)

Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

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All of my friends watch things like Vampire...

tim-mcgee:

Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

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Franks: I need a drink.
Gibbs: It's eight in the morning.
Franks: Float a cheerio in it.

Sep 25th

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Sep 25th

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Sep 24th

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Sep 24th

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Sep 24th

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daringtomotivate: I hope the NCIS writers know I have high expectations for Palmer’s wedding.

Sep 24th

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Sep 24th

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Sep 22nd

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Classic DiNozzo.

 (Gibbs just went to talk with Tony and left the building with Jen)
Kate: Your mother should have washed your mind out with soap! Gibbs leaves with a women and your only thought is: Nooner.
Tony: Was not.
Kate: Was too. I've always known what you're thinking, Tony.
 (Tony looks at Kate in her Catholic girl's outfit)
Kate: What? What are you up to?
 (Kate looks down at her outfit and makes a shocked little noise)
Kate: Tony! I just died and you're having a sexual fantasy?!
Tony: Can't help it.
 (Kate's skirt flies up revealing her underwear)
Kate: (Trying to push the skirt down) DiNozzo!
Tony: Sometimes I used to imagine you naked.
 (Kate screams)
 (Ziva, who meets Tony for the first time in this scene, looks on at Tony as he goes into this fantasy.)