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“Enjoy the ride, McGee?”

– Tony DiNozzo (via emika-fett)

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Reblog/Like this pls when you count yourself to...

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"That was when I decided I would never be captured...

tessacole: ~ Ziva David (At least, I think that’s the quote.)

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Man, I really want a NCIS' episode centered on...

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Jimmy Palmer: Uh, what if, part of your job includes, touching naked people and...
Tracy Taylor: Oh, that's inappropriate at any time!
Jimmy Palmer: Even if they're dead?
Tracy Taylor: Why are you touching dead naked people?

Dec 30th

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Pirates!!

Ziva: Will you tell me her name if I find the pirate's copy of ARES?
DiNozzo: It's 'pirated' copy.
Ziva: That's what I said!
DiNozzo: No, you said pirate's copy. A pirate is a person like 'Captain Jack Sparrow'. A pirated copy...
Ziva: Who is 'Jack Sparrow'?
DiNozzo: Johnny Depp.
Ziva: He's a pirate?
DiNozzo: No, he's an actor.
Ziva: Oh.
DiNozzo: How did we get here?
Ziva: I drove.

Dec 30th

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Honestly guise, I'm worried about all of us. Tony...

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The day Gibbs calls out "DiNozzo" and Tony and...

probalicious: ziver92x: bucketlistitemnumber26: There’s two of us

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NCIS.

Guy whos father got blown up: I should have said something.
Tony DiNozzo: There was nothing you could have done.
Guy: Thats another one of those stupid things people say. 
DiNozzo: Well, I got a a million of 'em. You should ask my coworkers they'll tell you.
Guy: ... ok what else you got?
DiNozzo: Everything happens for a reason.
Guy: Yeah, that would have really pissed me off, but you can do better.
DiNozzo: When your time is up, your time is up.
Guy: I hope you got more skills than that.
DiNozzo: You mean from the words of Elvis Costello, Oh, accidents will happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah... I probably would have stuck my fist through your skill if you said that
DiNozzo: Soft skull actually..

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bitterandblue: imagine if the ncis writers were like ‘ok tony won the most crushable males.. now if ziva wins the females we have to make tiva happen asap.

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I want an episode where Tony and Ziva find...

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